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Following the receipt of previous years entries, it is proposed to offer the following selection of new classes for next years show.

Suggested Classes

• The ABACUS award Awarded for the incorrect addition of entry fees
• The AMENSIA Cup for exhibitors who ...
• The CLAIRVOYANT class for cats entered which have not yet been born
• The CARBON-COPY award to the many entries received with out the club's copy
• The DUPLICATE Shield for duplicated mistakes on more than one form
• The E.T. (Phone Home) Award for the entry with missing telephone number digits
• The ELEPHANT Trophy awarded to the most forgetful entrant
• The FRANK SINATRA MEMORIAL for the Orange eyed, Blue eyed cat (Old Blue eyes)
• The GRAND-DADDY class for cats entered that are over twenty years old
• The HOLDALL class for the entry with the most use of upper and lower case lettering
• The IMPRESSIONIST award to the entry with the most crossing out's
• The LARGEST ENTRY class to the entry which comes in the largest envelope
• The ORIGAMI class to the entry which has been folded the most
• The POSTOFFICE salver to the underpaid postage entry
• The RE-MEMBER shield for the lapsed member who enters at member's rates
• The SMALLEST ENTRY class to the entry which comes in the smallest envelope
• The TIPPEX class for the entry which has the greatest use of correction fluid
• The UNRECOGNISABLE class for the most illegible entry